that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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