i think my mom watched the whole time
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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