Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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