What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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