I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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