I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
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If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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