2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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