Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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