i think my mom watched the whole time
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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