Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
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My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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