We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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