Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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