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I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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