Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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