We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
