Who did Billy Mays play for?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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