I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
All I want is dick and wine.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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