So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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