I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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