hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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