this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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