man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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