East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
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FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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