i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Randomize
