did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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