fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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