Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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