Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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