Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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