I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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