There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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