So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
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After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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