also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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