I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
she woke up with a sticky ear
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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