If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
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I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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