She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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