16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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