i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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