Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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