the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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