It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
you inspire me to be a worse person
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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