Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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