I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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