im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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