So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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