I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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