Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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