Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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