Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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