You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
smell my finger.
bring money and cleavage
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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