We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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