would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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