Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
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Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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