we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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