We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
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Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
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You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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