so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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