South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Randomize
