it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Enjoy the penises
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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