omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
this boner is exhausting
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i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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