You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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