she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
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All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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