My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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